Brad K’s theory is that if a roommate asks you where you are going when you leave the apartment, there is a very good chance that he is really just trying to figure out if he has enough time to masturbate.

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Jason M has a theory that there is no such thing as a cool AIM screenname.  If you want proof, feel free to IM him at mrlazyusa2000.

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My theory is that the longer the beard Robin Williams has in the movie, the better the movie is.  For example, in Robin’s best movie, Jumanji, he has a very large beard.  In Robin’s second best movie, Good Will Hunting, he also sports a pretty nice beard.  The only exception to this rule is Mrs. Doubtfire which is entirely due to the fact that he plays a woman for most of the movie.

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